persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
final fantasy xiii: in which six idiots get matching terrorist tattoos and spend half the game trying to figure out what that even means
Final Fantasy VII: Fanboy stalker hunts whiny special snowflake momma’s boy across the planet. Also features old people and talking cats.
Xenogears: You’ve been chasing this guy for 10,000 years and you JUST got his number when this guy who wants to have been your ex pulls your magical evil switch and you fuck everything up.
Metroid Prime: While chasing a flying dinosaur you can’t manage to kill no matter how hard you try, you break your equipment and instead of going to where you got it to fix it (which is the next planet over), you shoot things, roll around in tubes as a ball and backtrack a lot.
CHRONO TRIGGER: It’s a time-egg.
Pokemon: Run from town to town until you earn a free bike.
ham ham heartbreak
a bunch of hamsters running around and learning words
Left for Death 2
Some random assholes making their way through cities and meeting new people.
Legacy of Kain: Soul reaver: Emo exvampire moves blocks about and sucks things. Is an asshole and kills all his brothers. Always complaining.
Ratchet and Clank: You play as a hermit anthropomorphic cat that finds the galaxy’s smartest toaster, which convinces you to uproot everything you’ve known on the basis of some short guy wanting to build a utopia for his people.
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